DRACULA?

"He’s toast. Now, if he were young and cute, that might put Buffy in in a bind."

CATWOMAN?

They would only fight for about five minutes, and then they’d find that they actually have a lot to talk about.

THE ALIENS FROM ALIENS?

OK, they would actually kill her.

MULDER AND SCULLY?

Mulder and Scully would solve a mystery before Buffy. But if hey were up against Giles (Buffy’s mentor) and Willow (Buffy’s best friend), then it would be a race.

XENA?

I love Xena very much, but I’m not going to tell you she could beat up my Buffy. Couldn’t happen.